November 8th, 2009 | 
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Hyrule’s denizens are in the mood for love, and the local dating agency has made videos of them to show to other prospective singles. If you’re interested, call the toll-free number!
NOTE: DO NOT call the toll-free number.
Also, be sure to check out part 2!
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i woould call zelda
i woould call zelda
sorry i have …
sorry i have diareah you’ll have to wipe my stuff XD
1-800 BUTTFATHER!
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1-800 BUTTFATHER!
1-800 MY STUFF!
1-800 Boobies
LOL!
haha zeldas …
haha zeldas occupation is BOI!
Zelda’s is by far …
Zelda’s is by far the best
I should call these …
I should call these numbers XD
1-800-Dodongo=Some aluminum company
1-800-Boobies=Laura from Intimate Encounters
1-800-ASS-CAKE=Restore Neuro-Behavioural Centre
1-800-Squadallah!=Too long
1-800-No-Drkes=Nothing
1-800-Buttfather=Too Long
1-800-My-Stuff=Nothing
1-800-HOHOHOHOHOHOHO=Do you really expect me to try this?
Zelda’s had me …
Zelda’s had me literally laughing on the floor during the “swoosh swoosh swoosh” part. But I think “1-800-BUTTFATHER” made no sense.
this was awesome!
this was awesome!
hmm…*deep …
hmm…*deep thoughts*hmm…*more deep thoughts*I…*deep thoughts again*I want secsy… lolz
1-800-BOOBIES O.o
1 …
1-800-BOOBIES O.o
1-800-Ass-cake
1-800-No-Drkes :O Racist bitch!
1-800-OAOHHOHOHOHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If I don’t hear from you in a month, send oil for my penis 1000000/5
I wonder what will …
I wonder what will happen if I actually dial those numbers. XD
Your Zelda Poops …
Your Zelda Poops are hilarious!
“rub my dick rub my dick you HO!!!”
ass cake
cake
Link is a …
Link is a professional boi.
I’m so retarded. I …
I’m so retarded. I just realized that “Ushrom” is “Morshu” backwards. I’m such’a dope…
That, or the creators of this game really were just running out of ideas.
1:02
It is written …
1:02
It is written.
I’m beautiful.
check out the part 2
check out the part 2
Why wasn’t Ganon …
Why wasn’t Ganon there? His number could be either 1-800-your-face or 1-800-you-will-die
One of the best …
One of the best poops ever AHAHHAHAHA
IT’S YOURS, MY FRIEND, AS LONG AS YOU HAVE BOOBIES ! XD
1-800-SQUADALLAH!
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1-800-SQUADALLAH!
Because that’s what she says.
I Knew Gwonam’s …
I Knew Gwonam’s Number Would Have SQUADALLAH At The End XD
BUTTFATHER XD
BUTTFATHER XD
Take a big dump …
Take a big dump make a nigga jump nigga nigga nigga jump jump big big dump dump
my will burn
my will burn
that was amazing …
that was amazing editing. 5/5